Some ideas

  • Little helmets and scuba gear so that bees can go underwater.
  • A flashlight that turns on and off really fast, so that when you point it at something, that thing becomes the object of a disco.
  • A game called “Dance Rules Revolution,” in which long, boring rules for various types of dance competitions come on the screen and you have to read the rules out loud really fast.
  • A set of rules so that politicians, in the months leading up to an election, aren’t allowed to smile, look anyone in the eye, or shake anyone’s hand if they’re making a promise that they can’t keep.
  • Crazy product idea: a reasonably priced stapler that can staple more than 10-12 pages without screwing everything up.
  • A Star Trek/Final Destination crossover which is just two hours of red-shirts dying in unexpected ways.