Five Scary Things

Jun 18, 2012 | Jokes

Here are the five “most scariest” things I can think of:

  • Sam Neill with no eyeballs
  • Sam Neill with eyeballs made of hellfire
  • Sam Neill with his face all scratched up, and also he is saying ominous things
  • a hole in space-time with Sam Neill in it
  • Laurence Fishburne running away from Sam Neill

Okay, so basically I was scarred, permanently, when I saw Event Horizon (1997) as a kid. It was my first exposure to Lovecraftian horror. Now whenever I watch Jurassic Park all I can think is Oh, those poor dinosaurs…