Five Scary Things

Here are the five scariest things any human being has eve imagined:

  • Sam Neill with no eyeballs.
  • Sam Neill with eyeballs made of hellfire.
  • Sam Neill with his face all scratched up, and also he is saying ominous things;
  • A hole in space-time with Sam Neill in it;
  • Laurence Fishburne, usually such a calm and reassuring presence, running away from Sam Neill.

This has nothing to do with Event Horizon (1997), a movie which definitely didn’t scare me.