Dear Mr. Director of Wildlife Canada, sir

Dear Mr. Director of Wildlife Canada,

Sir, I think you should know that the underground world of “Moose vs. Gravity” has really taken off, and if you are interested in this highly lucrative opportunity, all I need is a few more moose to replace the ones that have recently been lost.

Most sincerely & gratefully yours,
James Chippinsworth

P.S. Call me Jimmy.