1. Sharks that shoot guns.
2. Guns that shoot sharks (!).
3. Sharks that fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes and steal drugs and carry smaller sharks and
1. A gun that cuts right to the truth.
2. A flower that smells like a different flower.
3. An iPod that tastes like 1,000 songs in your jar of honey.
IDEAS FOR FAKE TWITTER ACCOUNTS
1. @ObamasDreams posts his increasingly disturbing nightmares about the apocalypse and talking carrots.
2. @TalkingCarrot muses about his life as a talking carrot.
3. @AngryBear posts variations of “RAWWRGH”
4. @Derrida posts sentences that are always cut off partway through.
5. @AngryCougarProtectingHerCubs posts variations of “RAAAAWRGHH!!! RT @AngryBear RAWWRGH”