by Michael Lesiuk | Jul 1, 2012 | Jokes
Oh hey everyone. It’s me, Chad Spadders. I’ll be answering some questions that have stumped philosophers for thousands of years. I’m qualified to do this because I’m almost done my Introduction to Western Philosophy 110B course and because I...
by Michael Lesiuk | Jun 18, 2012 | Jokes
Here are the five scariest things any human being has eve imagined: Sam Neill with no eyeballs. Sam Neill with eyeballs made of hellfire. Sam Neill with his face all scratched up, and also he is saying ominous things; A hole in space-time with Sam Neill in it;...
by Michael Lesiuk | Jun 15, 2012 | Jokes
All those Cylons, they’re just a bunch of phonies. What’s their “plan,” anyways, for God’s sake? They don’t have a plan. Every time the pilots walk in and out of the ready room they touch this black and white photo of a viper pilot on his goddamn knees or something....
by Michael Lesiuk | Jun 15, 2010 | Jokes
My graphic novels course is just based on a couple old issues of Amazing Spider-Man I found in my basement. I don’t know anything about comics. One time I told a student that I would give him a letter of reference, but all I sent was a drawing of a stick man...
by Michael Lesiuk | Nov 9, 2009 | Jokes
Dear Mr. Director of Wildlife Canada, Sir, I think you should know that the underground world of “Moose vs. Gravity” has really taken off, and if you are interested in this highly lucrative opportunity, all I need is a few more moose to replace the ones...
by Michael Lesiuk | Nov 8, 2009 | Jokes
Little helmets and scuba gear so that bees can go underwater. A flashlight that turns on and off really fast, so that when you point it at something, that thing becomes the object of a disco. A game called “Dance Rules Revolution,” in which long, boring...