Five Scary Things

Here are the five “most scariest” things I can think of: Sam Neill with no eyeballs Sam Neill with eyeballs made of hellfire Sam Neill with his face all scratched up, and also he is saying ominous things a hole in space-time with Sam Neill in it Laurence...

My genius idea for a House reboot

My idea for a House reboot is actually just House, but every character (except the patient of the week) is literally House. It’s never explained why the different copies of House exist, or why they have to take on different roles on the team or in the hospital,...

Some Unfinished Lists

SCARY THINGS 1. Sharks that shoot guns. 2. Guns that shoot sharks (!). 3. Sharks that fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes and steal drugs and carry smaller sharks and 4. BAD METAPHORS 1. A gun that cuts right to the truth. 2. A flower that smells like a different...

Ideas for Happy Stories

A mail man and a dog learn to set aside their differences, and together they raise $10,000 for charity. When a suicidal, divorced mathematician thinks life can’t get any worse, he stumbles upon a time machine, goes back in time, and watches his parents fall in...